funny joke

夏天活捉到蚊子该怎麽办呢？
1.当然要抚养他
2.送他上学
3.给他买房子
4.帮他娶媳妇
5.给他看孩子

不然你还能怎麽办呢？
毕竟它身上流的是你的血

What do you do if you catch a mosquito alive?
As if you’ll not make sure it’s spitting blood before it can suck your blood.

Of course you must raise it first,
take it to school,
buy ‘t a house,
find ‘t a wife,
and babysit its kids.

What would you do otherwise?
After all, it’s your blood that’s running in its veins.